why

 

dick-rider-dave-strider:

dick-rider-dave-strider:

grandmoms are precious and must be protected at all costs

i told her i was posting this on tumblr and she said “let me know how many hits i get!!!” so just watch this and make an old woman happy

(Source: arin-hans0n)

phantomdeer:

8) = fucking shit nerd

B) = cool, sophisticated jock motherfucker

(Source: 107422)

floranbabe:

"why does tumblr hate straight people?" idk y does my mom want me to be straight y did i spend 16 years in a state of constant anxiety over my queerness why was i told i was going 2 hell since 6th grade y did my friends stop talking 2 me when i came out as bisexual but yeh lets worry about what a microblogging site thinks about straight ppl

Benvolio: In love?

Romeo: Out.

Benvolio: Of love?

Romeo: Out of her favor where I am in love.

Benvolio: *looks into the camera like he's on The Office*

missvoltairine:

do you ever just get a vibe that someone has a crush on you and then you’re not sure if they actually do or if you’re just really really self-absorbed